just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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