well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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