if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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