I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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