All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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