Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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