she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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