I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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