i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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