also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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