so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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