so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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