Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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