i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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