we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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