turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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