OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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