I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
well you can't waste a boner
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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