It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Found your dick twin last night
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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