when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
they need to just BURY HIM!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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