miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
