It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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