Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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