I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Come on in and take your pants off
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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