Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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