New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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