I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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