remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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