lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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