Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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