but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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