Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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