By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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