I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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