i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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