strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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