yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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