Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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