watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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