Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Can I color on your dick again?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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