Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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