Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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