try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
sex in a hospital.. check
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
