Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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