i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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