found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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