so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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