They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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