i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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