this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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