This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Alive.
So much puke
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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