do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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