help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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