So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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