You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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