i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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